Från Wikipedia:
Antropomorfism, syftar på personifikation av mänsklig karaktär på icke-människor – till exempel djur, gud eller naturen. Kommer av grekiskans ανθρωπος (anthrōpos) som betyder människa och μορφη (morphē) som betyder form.
Kan vara bra att veta.
I had so many dreams. I wanted to be a teacher, a scientist, a baker…
I wanted to go into a donut shop and order one of everything, I wanted to go up to an ice-cream man and ask for one of everything.I wish i had five lives, so i could be born in five different towns, have five different careers, eat five lifetimes worth of food.
And so that i could fall in love five times, with the same person.
Ett citat av Inoue Orihime i serien Bleach, citerat från minne och därav inte helt korrekt, men väldigt vackert.
Snott ifrån Digg.
“He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts… for support rather than illumination.”
Andrew Lang (1844-1912)
“He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary.”
William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)
“Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words?”
Ernest Hemingway (about William Faulkner)
“I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it.”
Groucho Marx
“I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play, bring a friend… if you have one.”
George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill
“Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second… if there is one.”
Winston Churchill, in response
“He loves nature in spite of what it did to him.”
Forrest Tucker
“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.”
Oscar Wilde
IRC är en ständig källa till underhållning.
“IRC is just multiplayer notepad”
För någon som har försökt bygga en robot så är detta väldigt roligt:
<Patrician|Away> what does your robot do, sam
<bovril> it collects data about the surrounding environment, then discards it and drives into walls
Finns inget jag håller med om mer än detta:
“Physics is to math as sex is to masturbation”
Och denna är helt klockren, speciellt för alla er harry potter fans.
Böckerna är perversa!
http://bash.org/?111338
Edgar Allan Poe – The Raven, nästan:
<link>once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ‘ hot xxx galore’. While i clicked my fav’rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, ” ‘Tis not possible!”, i muttered, ” give me back my free hardcore!”….. quoth the server, 404.
HAHAHA
<_kr4m3r> so many fucking criminals, its bullshit
<foniks`> heh, if we sent all the criminals to some empty continent and just left them there to die
<foniks`> and showed up like 50yrs later like, “sup?”
<foniks`> whatd u think they’d say?
<FoSZoR[bg]> something along the lines of, “G`Day mate”
True:
<Beeth> Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken.
<honx> well, you can stil get one from a strange country :-P
<benja> A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question
asked was:”Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the
food shortage in the rest of the world?”
<benja> The survey was a huge failure…
<benja> In Africa they didn’t know what “food” meant.
<benja> In Eastern Europe they didn’t know what “honest” meant.
<benja> In Western Europe they didn’t know what “shortage” meant.
<benja> In China they didn’t know what “opinion” meant.
<benja> In the Middle East they didn’t know what “solution” meant.
<benja> In South America they didn’t know what “please” meant.
<benja> And in the USA they didn’t know what “the rest of the world” meant
Jag har varit en hel del på digg.com idag. En väldigt rolig sida som visar alla möjliga kul och viktiga nyheter, det mesta USA inriktat såklart, men även mycket tekniknyheter och diverse andra världsomspännande saker. Typ 1/5 av “nyheterna” är bara sånt här meningslöst men roligt trams:
Den här nyheten hette “The Best Geek Quotes“, jag är inte riktigt beredd att hålla med om det. Men roligt ändå.
1. There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t.
2. My pokemon bring all the nerds to the yard, and they’re like you wanna trade cards? Darn right, I wanna trade cards, I’ll trade this but not my charizard.
3. Microsoft: “You’ve got questions. We’ve got dancing paperclips.”
4. If at first you don’t succeed; call it version 1.0
5. 1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d
6. Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
7. I’m not anti-social; I’m just not user friendly
8. I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code
9. The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty: it’s twice as big as it needs to be.
10. A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history – with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
Roligare citat från kommentarerna på nyheten:
If YOUTUBE MYSPACE i’ll GOOGLE your YAHOO!
Being a fellow geek, I feel embarrassed this is the best we could come up with.
Denna fattar man bara om man är en äkta futurama-fan.
whale biologist!
Och en tröja som jag definitivt ska skaffa:
