Snott ifrån Digg.

“He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts… for support rather than illumination.”
Andrew Lang (1844-1912)

“He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary.”
William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)

“Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words?”
Ernest Hemingway (about William Faulkner)

“I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it.”
Groucho Marx

“I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play, bring a friend… if you have one.”
George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill

“Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second… if there is one.”
Winston Churchill, in response

“He loves nature in spite of what it did to him.”
Forrest Tucker

“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.”
Oscar Wilde

 ”Fan va jag har tråkigt.”
“Jag med.”
“Jag vet! Vi bygger två feta tesla coils som kostar massvis med pengar och kommer säkert ta ett par hundra timmar att genomföra och om vi inte är tillräckligt försiktiga så kan det döda oss. Utöver det, så får vi dem att spela super mario temat!!”
“Självklart….!”