IRC är en ständig källa till underhållning.
“IRC is just multiplayer notepad”
För någon som har försökt bygga en robot så är detta väldigt roligt:
<Patrician|Away> what does your robot do, sam
<bovril> it collects data about the surrounding environment, then discards it and drives into walls
Finns inget jag håller med om mer än detta:
“Physics is to math as sex is to masturbation”
Och denna är helt klockren, speciellt för alla er harry potter fans.
Böckerna är perversa!
http://bash.org/?111338
Edgar Allan Poe – The Raven, nästan:
<link>once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ‘ hot xxx galore’. While i clicked my fav’rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, ” ‘Tis not possible!”, i muttered, ” give me back my free hardcore!”….. quoth the server, 404.
HAHAHA
<_kr4m3r> so many fucking criminals, its bullshit
<foniks`> heh, if we sent all the criminals to some empty continent and just left them there to die
<foniks`> and showed up like 50yrs later like, “sup?”
<foniks`> whatd u think they’d say?
<FoSZoR[bg]> something along the lines of, “G`Day mate”
True:
<Beeth> Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken.
<honx> well, you can stil get one from a strange country :-P
<benja> A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question
asked was:”Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the
food shortage in the rest of the world?”
<benja> The survey was a huge failure…
<benja> In Africa they didn’t know what “food” meant.
<benja> In Eastern Europe they didn’t know what “honest” meant.
<benja> In Western Europe they didn’t know what “shortage” meant.
<benja> In China they didn’t know what “opinion” meant.
<benja> In the Middle East they didn’t know what “solution” meant.
<benja> In South America they didn’t know what “please” meant.
<benja> And in the USA they didn’t know what “the rest of the world” meant
